2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Anti Joke

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