- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

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What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

Want to hear a joke? No.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

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