- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

What's a good joke? Not this one.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

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why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

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