- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Sir, your wife is dead

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

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