My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

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How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

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Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

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Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

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SUCK MY NUTS

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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