what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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Four blondes are driving to Disneyland, as they finally got to Florida, they read a sign that said "Disneyland: left" so they turned around and headed home.

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Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

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What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

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What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

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Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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dallen loves penis

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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