Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

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roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

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Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

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you suck

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what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

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Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

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What's the difference between a guy who sees the glass half empty and a guy who sees the glass half full? The first guy is happier because his tables tip more than the second guy's.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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