- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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