- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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