What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

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Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

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Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

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why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

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Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

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I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

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Anti Joke

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