How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

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A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

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What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

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Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

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what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

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911 jokes are just plane wrong

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What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

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An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

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There was once a man named Larry. Larry was an office worker for a paper company. One day when Larry was counting papers he got a papercut on his left hand. Therefore his finger began to bleed as he sat in agony. What did Larry do next? He got up and got a band-aid. Larry continued his paper work at his desk.

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Parents were talking about a particular whore house and tries to keep it secret to their son. Father: Bob and I saw the house near the river, its a whore house full of prostitutes. Mother: Shhh! Our son is listening. The Son enters the room. Son: Don't mind me, I know that area. Both parents were angry: So you've been there!? Don't deny, you know! Son: Just because I know doesn't mean I've been there. I know the moon has less gravity but I haven't been there.

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An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

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A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

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How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

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- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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