Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

oh hey.

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

dry handjob

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

The GOV and the WHO?

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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