A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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