a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

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How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

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What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

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How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

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What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

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What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

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What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

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What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

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what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

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Your mamas so fat, that any level of physical exercise is strenuous, but also mentally challenging, as she feels that there is a negative astigmatism attached to sweaty, red-faced overweight individuals trying to burn those pounds. This in turn makes her ashamed of the gastronomically decadent life she once lived, and so she doesn't have the confidence to try and reverse the damage she did during those insecure teenage years, instead comforting herself with the sugary, fatty bane of her life. She therefore lives in a vicious circle, angry at herself and the society that won't accept her. But remaining incredibly, repulsively fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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