Maths.

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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Tim likes girls

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

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q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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