why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

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What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

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Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

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whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

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an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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