- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

Neither did she.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

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