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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

I had 99 problems Solved them all

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Bark I'm a tree

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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