How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

will you like this joke my sources say no

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

Why did jim all I over? He dies

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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