my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

I named my son ps2 controller

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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