How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

What do you call two dog? dogs

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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