What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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