- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was watching two muffins baking in an oven. One said to the other, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one said "Wow! A talking muffin!" I went to my psychiatrist the next day, to increase the dosage on my medication.

There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

What did the old man say? Im old

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

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