- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

A black student graduated High School

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

Racial Equality

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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