where do some birds live in? Earth

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a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

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why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

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Thats what she said

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What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

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Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

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why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

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You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

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What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

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Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

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Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

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Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

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how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

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Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

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Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

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Anti Joke

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