Guest what? Dog

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knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

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Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

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What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

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Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

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How would you rule?

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

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Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

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How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

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One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

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i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

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