- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

Women's Rights.

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

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