Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

Why didn't he finish his

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

frogs are green and grass is greener i just blew up ur mom and ur the cleaner now get to work SLAVE

when push comes to shove, shove repeatedly explains to push that she needs to stop stealing his money and find a new place to live. Push then leaves, allowing shove to return back to his sofa and finish watching the basketball game.

Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

What do you a badass who not a badass. Grant Lousbury.

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

25.

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

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