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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

We found a cure for cancer. Death

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

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