- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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