Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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What if the rest of you value something wrong?

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All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

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What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

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Chris is hairy

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why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

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What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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