- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

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