What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

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Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

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What's one very bad way to injure yourself? Smashing your head against a metal surface

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Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

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No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

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Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

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why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

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I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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