- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

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