- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

What's your blood type? Red.

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

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