- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

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