Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

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What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

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MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

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What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

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A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

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Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

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Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Vaginal secretions

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

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How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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