- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

I once did something.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

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