What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears, realizing that his life as he knew it is over, and recognizing the horrible burden he is about to become on his family, both financially and emotionally.

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

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You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

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A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

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A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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stephen hawking walks into a bar...

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

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your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

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Horse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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