Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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