Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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whats dumb and small? dandruff

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

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Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

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Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

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have safe sex

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

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A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

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(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

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Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

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Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

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Anti Joke

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