Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

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Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

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roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

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What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

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