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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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