- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

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What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.