how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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What's red and funny? The holocaust

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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Anti Joke

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