- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

How old are you? 7

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

Why did the chicken cross the road. He didn't, this joke gets old really fast

why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. They never got their answer, because god doesn't exist.

What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

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