why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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N-E Pats never cheated

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can you touch your toes? no

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

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An incoming freshman introduces himself to his Ethics professor by saying, "What's up?" To which the professor responds, "You should never end a sentence with a preposition." The freshman, who is both clever and witty, quickly responds to his future Professor, saying: "Professor, I practice linguistic description, such that I observe language objectively in a way that does not adhere strictly to grammatical and syntactic dogma". The professor, surprised by the student's philosophical disposition, engages the student in a highly constructive dialogue about the philosophy of language, from which both the student and teacher learn more about each other and themselves.

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Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

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A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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