I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

Waseem is a hard worker.

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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