what did the tree say to the other tree? Don't leaf me!

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

Who's on first? Garvey.

The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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