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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

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Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

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