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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A paralysed man falls over.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red She was my ex wife But now she's just dead.

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