What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

get in the car.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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