- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

I forgot what i was gonna say

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