- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

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