- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

Republicans

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

Daniel is a fag

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

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