- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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