Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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-knock knock! -doors open

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What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

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what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

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What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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