- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

Take wrong turns

Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

Kameron Brown is gay.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

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