Wats rong with yo leg.....

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: That depends how hard you throw them... Q: Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees...

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It got hit by a rocket.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Oooh a cloud

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What's more easier to break than a thin stick? A woman's neck.

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stephen hawking walks into a bar, and those who recognize him are shocked that he's no longer in his wheelchair, and approach him to let him know this, but it turns out they were wrong, it was just a man with similar facial features to stephen hawking.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

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I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

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What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

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a red boat and a blue boat collided all the survivors still have nightmares to this day

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

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"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

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Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

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how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

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What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

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What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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