Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

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Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

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roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

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