What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

once you go black your credit goes wack

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

whats black and strange a paki

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

What fires shots? A gun

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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