- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

wael.. nuff said

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

jd and zach loves vigina

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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