Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

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What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

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Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

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I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

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What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

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Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

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what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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