What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

whats black and strange a paki

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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