- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

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