- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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