- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

Fat people

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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