Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

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Dyslexics are teople poo

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Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

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What would Muhammed do?

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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haha

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

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Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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