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What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.