- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

Asians.

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

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