What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

A Fat Kenyan

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

No

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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